Markting Concepts

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see agorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her andpointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." -That's Advertising3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and get her telephone number. The next day, youcall and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get upand straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pourher a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her,pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride andthen say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walksup to you and says:"You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives youa nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And sheintroduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and before you say anything, another person comeand tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and shegoes with him - That's competition eating into your market share
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" yourwife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets.